So it’s kind of a great morning #racquelfies
T.J. Miller. Star Theater. 03/01/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.
Pete: I’m working on this bit where I’m talking about how I think we need new labels. Gay and straight is too simple. I think we need a new system for sexuality. For example, I’m straight, but I’m sixty-three days straight.
Conan: What do you mean sixty-three days?
Pete: I mean.. something goes down.. Conan.. [pause] I mean if I’m on, like, a plane ride and, you know, Ryan Gosling, Daddy Gos, he’s in first class, I’m in back in coach and we crash, and we’re the only survivors: me and Gosling. And we’re living on a beautiful tropical island and you’re picturing this perfect- it’s just gorgeous. You know, I’m straight, for sixty- three days. Don’t be a child! You’re gonna.
There should be a spinoff of Grey’s Anatomy with just Callie and Arizona and they should call it “Gay’s Anatomy”
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more