Had To Pull Some Strings
A Cutework Orange

A Cutework Orange

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

beboqueen:

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

Classic Derrick, trying to act like he’s not a cop.

Classic Derrick, trying to act like he’s not a cop.

elissaslaterr:

but….how amazing would it have been if frankie had opened the door, thrown his glitter, and been greeted by overwhelmingly loud boos

candiestewart:

it just hit me that no what happens now, derrick will have went all season, even with 4 nominees each week for over half the game, NEVER being nominated

zachsrance:

Frankie didn’t get boo’d…

unemployedracist:

so let me get this straight: a petty married mean girl who flirted with another guy got booed way more than anyone else on the show, but an actual piece of homophobic, misogynistic, racist, insensitive, self-obsessed trash gets cheers? okay

Dude on Friday Jerry Seinfeld might guest star in one of my #racquelfies

Dude on Friday Jerry Seinfeld might guest star in one of my #racquelfies

lolshtus:

Jerry Seinfeld Has A Point

lolshtus:

Jerry Seinfeld Has A Point

seinfeldreferences:

Seinfeld Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1pfT8K1