Had To Pull Some Strings
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

Don't Be Sad: Just Look At All Of The Movies You Have To Look Forward To (Edition 2)
Edition One: http://thetruthaboutforever3.tumblr.com/post/57395841600
2014
July 18, 2014: Sex Tape
July 18, 2014: Wish I Was Here
August 1, 2014: Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy
August 8, 2014: Into The Storm
August 8, 2014: Keep on Keepin’ On
August 8, 2014: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
August 13, 2014: Let’s Be Cops
August 15, 2014: The Giver
August 15, 2014: The Expendables 3
August 15, 2014: Life After Beth
August 22, 2014: If I Stay
August 22, 2014: When The Game Stands Tall
August 22, 2014: Island of Lemurs: Madagascar
August 29, 2014: Jessabelle
August 29, 2014: One Chance
September 5, 2014: Forrest Gump
September 12, 2014: Dolphin Tale 2
September 19, 2014: The Maze Runner
September 26, 2014: The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby
October 3, 2014: Gone Girl
October 3, 2014: Annabelle
October 10, 2014: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
October 10, 2014: The Interview
October 17, 2014: The Best of Me
October 17, 2014: The Book of Life
October 24, 2014: White Bird in a Blizzard
October 24, 2014: Paranormal Activity 5
November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
November 26, 2014: The Penguins of Madagascar
November 28, 2014: Horrible Bosses 2
December 17, 2014: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
December 19, 2014: Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
December 19, 2014: Annie
December 25, 2014: Into The Woods
December 25, 2014: Hot Tub Time Machine 2
2015
TBA: Snow White and the Huntsman 2. The Woman in Black: Angels of Death. Resident Evil 6.
January 2, 2015: Amityville
January 9, 2015: Taken 3
January 23, 2015: The Boy Next Door
January 20, 2015: Project Almanac
February 6, 2015: The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water
February 13, 2015: Fifty Shades of Grey
March 13, 2015: Cinderella
March 13, 2015: Scouts vs. Zombies
March 20, 2015: The Divergent Series: Insurgent
April 3, 2015: Fast & Furious 7
April 17, 2015: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
May 1, 2015: Avengers: Age of Ultron
May 8, 2015: Mean Moms
May 15, 2015: Pitch Perfect 2
May 22, 2015: Tomorrowland
May 29, 2015: Insidious Chapter 3
June 12, 2015: Jurassic World
June 19, 2015: The Fantastic Four
June 26, 2015: Ted 2
July 1, 2015: Terminator
July 3, 2015: Magic Mike 2 (XXL)
July 10, 2015: Minions
July 17, 2015: Untitled Peter Pan Project (Pan)
July 31, 2015: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
August 7, 2015: Assassin’s Creed
August 7, 2015: Goosebumps
September 18, 2015: Everest
September 25, 2015: Hotel Transylvania 2
September 25, 2015: The Intern
October 2, 2015: Victor Frankenstein
October 2, 2015: London Has Fallen
October 9, 2015: The Jungle Book
October 16, 2015: Untitled Tom Hanks/Cold War Thriller Project
October 23, 2015: The Conjuring 2
November 13, 2015: Friday the 13th (sequel)
November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
November 25, 2015: The Good Dinosaur
December 11, 2015: Untitled Gordon-Levitt and Rogen Holiday Comedy
December 18, 2015: Star Wars: Episode VII
December 23, 2015: Kung Fu Panda 3
December 25, 2015: Mission: Impossible 5
2016
TBA: Avatar 2
January 29, 2016: The 5th Wave
February 12, 2016: How to be Single
February 12, 2016: The Untitled Pets Project
March 4, 2016: Untitled Disney Animation
March 4, 2016: Prometheus 2
March 11, 2016: Warcraft
March 18, 2016: The Divergent Series: Allegiant Part 1
March 25, 2016: Beverly Hills Cop
May 6, 2016: Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice
May 6, 2016: Captain America 3
May 27, 2016: X-Men: Apocalypse
June 10, 2016: The Amazing Spider-Man 3
June 17, 2016: Finding Dory
June 17, 2016: How To Train Your Dragon 3
July 1, 2016: Angry Birds
July 1, 2016: The BFG
July 1, 2016: Independence Day 2
July 1, 2016: Tarzan
July 8, 2016: Untitled Marvel Studios Film
July 15, 2016: Ice Age 5
July 22, 2016: King Arthur
August 5, 2016: Untitled Smurfs Movie
October 7, 2016: Monster High
November 4, 2016: Trolls
November 18, 2016: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
November 23, 2016: Untitled Disney Animation
December 16, 2016: Alvin and the Chipmunks 4
December 16, 2016: Untitled Star Wars Spin-off Movie
2017
January 13, 2017: Captain Underpants
March 3, 2017: The Wolverine 2
March 24, 2017: The Divergent Series: Allegiant Part 2
April 7, 2017: Pacific Rim 2
May 26, 2017: Untitled LEGO Movie Sequel
June 16, 2017: Untitled Pixar Animation 2017 Project
June 30, 2017: Despicable Me 3
July 14, 2017: The Fantastic Four 2
November 3, 2017: The Croods 2
November 17, 2017: Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas
2018
March 9, 2018: Untitled Disney Animation 2018 Project
March 23, 2018: Anubis
May 4, 2018: The Amazing Spider-Man 4
May 18, 2018: Madagascar 4

I’m so fucking heated.

bookahplease:
You HAVE to be the centre of attention if you just sit in the middle of the table #hayleshitsherself

You HAVE to be the centre of attention if you just sit in the middle of the table #hayleshitsherself

The future is now @comedybreather

The future is now @comedybreather

wonderlandscorruption:

pybooty:

Coming Out Simulator 2014 - a half-true game about half-truths

Coming Out Simulator is exactly what it says it is. It’s a free-to-play conversation simulator based on/inspired by the personal story of coming out of its creator, Nicky Case.

There’s no easy answer in Coming Out Simulator, no optimal ending to be achieved if you collect the requisite amount of points. Case based the game off a pivotal moment in his own life as a teenager. And just like in real life, the moment of “coming out” in this game is traumatic no matter which way the player chooses to approach it.

Ultimately, it’s liberating as well. But that’s not what the brunt of the experience playing Coming Out Simulator is actually like. […] There’s power in exploring a fantasy like the one in Mass Effect 3, but there’s also power in being reminded that “coming out” the way one does in that game is a fantasy, and a pretty far-fetched one for many people who faced far more difficult challenges when they actually came out.

Coming Out Simulator is a game about that second experience. It’s a painful one. But it’s also a necessary one, that I think more people who’ve never had to struggle with their own sexual identity should see for themselves. 

this game made me cry omfg

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out