Had To Pull Some Strings

larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

This cat is so smooth I can’t believe she’s not butter

Me having a hot makeout sesh with the worlds most affectionate cat #pussywantsthepussy

Me having a hot makeout sesh with the worlds most affectionate cat #pussywantsthepussy

ocheano:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

OMG THIS THE BEST QUOTE I’VE EVER SEEN IN TUMBLR

reallylameblog:

Someone please buy me this shirt

reallylameblog:

Someone please buy me this shirt

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bb16shit:

i’m dead

bb16shit:

i’m dead

doritosmakeherdance:

ok but why is Brittany’s Twitter username “britt foreskin”

doritosmakeherdance:

ok but why is Brittany’s Twitter username “britt foreskin”

Oh son of a biscuit eater that dad blum snake scared me!
Donny being Donny! (via mrbritneyhaynes)
zankieforlife:

i am LIVING for dani donato’s tweets right now XD

zankieforlife:

i am LIVING for dani donato’s tweets right now XD

rummagepreston:

THIS IS EVERYTHING!!

rummagepreston:

THIS IS EVERYTHING!!

I’m not gay….but if i was
Zach Rance every 5 seconds (via thewanderingibis)